I made this a few nights ago while I was angry and drinking. It shows why I think “mad max” is a misdirecting title.

I need to clean my yard up more, because every day my yard looks like shit, another WWII vet dies in vain.

Know what my friends smoke? Nothing because we’re grown goddamn men who get tested at our jobs while you kids are playing it up*



*we smoke kids soaked in kerosene

If you whores were more like DJ Lil Debbie maybe I’d like you*


I’ll never like you, whores

I’m working, why? because I cover fuckers on welfare, and by fuckers, I mean minorities that don’t add anything, illegals I’m lookin at you

and by illegals, I mean minorities

I need more coasters in my office, I only have one right now. I always have a water on ice, and a drink, and atm I only have One coaster so that means I have to hold one of the two and that’s just 3rd world.